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Role-Playing Games - The Players

Chris Harmon

GEMs 6,041

Board Games Played With Group

Descent: Journeys In The Dark
HeroQuest

Role-Playing Games Played With Group

d20 Modern
Dungeons & Dragons 3.0 Edition
Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 Edition
Vampire: The Masquerade
Werewolf: The Apocalypse

Characters

Name Description Campaign Games Played Status

d20 Modern

Jagwar Male Mutant Jaguar Strong Hero 10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 living

Dungeons & Dragons 3.0

Wallace CG Male Human Barbarian 2 Knights of the Moose 3 living

Dungeons & Dragons 3.5

Anaryn Wingstride LG Male Half-Celestial Human Gestalt Crusader 15/Exotic Weapon Master 1/Marshal 2/Paladin of Honor 4/Samurai 2/Spellthief 1/Warpriest 1 Hammer of Glory 30 living

Branna Battlehammer (conditional character) CG Female Shield Dwarf Gestalt Barbarian 1/Dedicated Warrior 5/Warmain 7 Fallen Kingdoms 1 deceased

Camthalion "Cam" Mithrandir CN Male Wild Elf Archer-Ranger 6 Age of Worms 14 deceased

Carl CG Male Human Psychic Warrior 7/Crystal Warrior 8 Brotherhood of the Badger 4 living

Carn Fodelfex AoW Character Pool Age of Worms (1)¹ living

Dorn Helderon CG Male Half-Celestial Human Gestalt Cleric 16/Divine Oracle 2/Hierophant 1 Brotherhood of the Badger 2 living

Eol Seregon LN Male Half-Elf Hexblade 10 Age of Worms 14 deceased

Evendur "E-Dub" Windstrider NG Male reincarnated Dwarf Dragon Hunter 2/Fighter 1/Ranger 13/Wolflord 5 Brotherhood of the Badger 73 living

Cohort - Malcer NG Male reincarnated Centaur Cleric 8/Divine Disciple 5/Divine Oracle 2/Sacred Exorcist 1 Brotherhood of the Badger (73) living

Evendur "E-Dub" Windstrider NG Male reincarnated Dwarf Gestalt Beast Reaver 5/Dragon Hunter 2/Fighter 10/Ranger 22/Wolflord 5 Ultimate Showdown 3 living

Cohort - Malcer NG Male reincarnated Centaur Gestalt Cleric 10/Divine Disciple 5/Psion 10/Sacred Exorcist 1 Ultimate Showdown (3) living

Gorin Bloodreaver CN Male Half-Celestial Human Gestalt Cleric 8/Rogue 2 Realms Beyond 7 deceased

Ilikan Ogolakanu CN Male Goliath Gestalt Barbarian 2/Battle Sorcerer 8/Rage Cleric 19/Hierophant 2/Spellsword 10 Dragonbane 29 living

Ilikan Ogolakanu CN Male Goliath Gestalt Barbarian 2/Battle Sorcerer 9/Rage Cleric 23/Hierophant 5/Spellsword 10 Ultimate Showdown 2 living

Lucian Moonstruck CG Male Dire Werewolf Human Gestalt Barbarian 8/Paladin of Freedom 7/Pious Templar 10 Hammer of Glory 4 living

Oskar Battlehammer NG Male Half-Dwarf Gestalt Iron Witch 7/Ranger 2/Scout 5 Fallen Kingdoms 5 deceased

Taravin Truesilver LG Male Human Divine Crusader 1/Gray Guard 10/Paladin of Honor (Stand Fast variant) 5/Pious Templar 4/Ritual Warrior 1 Age of Worms 54 living

Tarran Telfar CN Male Human Crusader 2 Age of Worms 6 deceased

Modified d20 3.5 Edition

Corporal Tim "Rude" Evinrude Male Human USCM Aliens vs. Predator 1 living

HeroQuest

Conehead Barbarian HeroQuest Board Game 1 living

Firsta Perrish Elf HeroQuest Board Game 2 living

Vampire: The Masquerade

Chris H. 12th generation Gangrel Real World 2 living

Werewolf: The Apocalypse

Tony Diaz Homid Glass Walker Ahroun Rite of Passage Chronicle 2 living

* Character played along with another character, thus full games played does not match character's active game session total.
¹ Character Pool character played along with another character during the same game.

Memorable Moments

While fighting a pair of undead famine spirits, Chris H. proudly casts quickened harm on the one Greg P. had just hit with a powerful disintegrate, which healed it of all damage. To make up for the error, he cast destruction, to which undead are immune. He promptly closed his Player's Handbook and quietly left the table.

Quotable Quotes

"A chimera and a duck walk into a bar..."
"Aridarye is the most downloaded cohort on the Internet."
"As far as Hishka knows, we're coming correct!"
"Boo creepy zombie foot doctors."
"Boo hiss, ugly giant, boo hiss."
"Bringing holy back."
"Cam actually killed something, somebody write it down. Hell, nevermind, I'll do it."
"Chaos twins power, activate!"
"Charles, I'm going to actify..."
"Cold hands, cold hands!"
"Come back over here and there will be consequences and repercussions."
"Come on priest, there're undead afoot. Yeah!"
"Consider your some got."
"Consider yourself divine nickel and dimed to death."
"Contingency rights! Don't treat me like a rented character!"
"It could just as easily be Craft (something f^cking pretty), I didn't put skill ranks in it."
"Do you speak ancient black leathery tree?"
"Don't play favorites, call that inappropriate too."
"Every time I deal with me, I'm unimpressed."
"Everybody check out your nut cones!"
"Everything is fun until someone gets f@#king killed."
"Flanky panky!"
"Followers of Bane wear each other's a$$es for hats."
"For a second there he was picturing his character as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. Like the rest of us."
"The fine print of every spell has something to do about Rat B@stard f*@cking you."
"Go get him Dexter!"
"He ate some bad enchiladas."
"He looks at you like a hostile hoagie sandwich."
"He paid to have us killed. He ain't getting a refund!"
"He threw the cheese wheel at him."
"Hello. Nice to meet you. Smite evil."
"He's going to stand back and revel in his spellcasting mediocrity."
"Here's some frog entrails, take it home to the kids. Here, let me autograph that for you. *mumble* *mumble* Mercenaries *mumble* Here you go!"
"Hmmm. Well, that was exciting."
"Hopes are not good Armor Class."
"How many celestial elephants could I fit in a 5-ft. hallway, if I stacked them?"
(after most any act of violence) "Hail Tempus."
"I bet he's lying, the b&tch."
"I curse you, you drow b@tch, sh@t-elf wh@re."
"I 'Darvin-ed' it hard!"
"I enjoyed the opportunity, Charles, thanks. F*$king dice."
"I have a feeling if we go back to town, I'll end up being a bad half-orc's girlfriend."
"I have some more dice. I'm going to use some red ones, since we are fighting icy things."
"I have this dream. Someday I will make a bow, and it will be special."
"I know it's not a good time to ask, but can I have my arrow back?"
"I look around, flip my hair, and delay."
"I only do this one weekend a month; tough f*&king luck, huh!?!"
"I only meant to think that."
"I saved the party, I'm going to Disney World!"
"I should go to the bathroom more often."
"I think you can by anti-Kyuss and pro Age of Worms."
"I was hoping we could think this through and not bone the pony here. But, if that's our destiny, I guess that's okay."
"I wish I would have activated all my stuff that does damage. That would have helped right now."
"I would avoid hiding behind me unless you like being spattered by blood."
"I'd like to say that's the first time I've spilled that particular drink tonight. But it's not."
"If I raise my Charisma-fier..."
"If it will keep a liquid out, it will keep a liquid in!"
"If you are looking for dwarven prostitutes, you'll have to find one who just started being a prostitute because they fairly well starve pretty quickly in that profession."
"If you can't fix it, f$@k it."
"If you change a diaper before coming to a game, you roll sh@tty, I can tell you that right now."
"If you go in there naked, don't come back."
"If you have your eyes closed, f$cking open them. What are you, taking a nap?"
"I'm chaotic, not stupid."
"I'm more interested in saving the world than saving a dime."
"I'm stuck between a rock and a god-place."
"I'm trying to eat the syrup with a fork. That's a bad f&$king plan."
"I'm using Casey's bucket head to block the sun."
"I never remember the answer, but I always remember to wonder."
"It ain't about looking pretty, fool!"
"It wouldn't be the worst worm that has burrowed into her."
"It's cloudkill, not cloud-of-temporary-inconvenience."
"It's sticky like a booger."
"I've got a spear-chucker's chance."
"I wasted two rounds stroking it in the dark."
"I wish I had a pizza instead of a hand grenade."
"Just a whole little substory going on in Chris' head."
"Just kidding. Kind of."
"Keep your head in the game, Rodgers, that's not going to help."
"Luckily all of my combat abilities are intact, but I'll never play piano again."
"Lucky for that dragon, we didn't run into him."
"Mercenary, eh? Here's 5 gp, go blow a goat."
"Myrkul is all powerful, but he smells like sh$t!"
"Noble of Cormyr and current pig wrestling champion of Mintarn, Taravin Truesilver!"
"Oh buuuullsh#t!"
"Oh no! Nothing foils us like a left or right."
"Oh yes I did bring Elton John into the game."
"Potshot the blind guy, that's valiant!"
"Quick draw. Why don't any of us have that?"
"Shakin' that @ss, shakin' that @ss!"
"She's a dragon and a female. She's like double evil."
"She's using her b@@bs of diplomacy."
"Snakes gotta get some too!"
"Snakes in a m@therf@cking cave!"
"Son of a b@tch, if you're going to correct me, at least be right. D@mn, I brought my wife."
"Sounds like you've got big balls firing blanks, big boy."
"Stick that in your centipede and smoke it!"
"That's like trying to harm undead, you dumb@ss."
"The guy with the whip is off handling wood."
"The Malcer clause, 'Neither harm nor destruction shall be cast on the undead.'"
"The rump is a good place to stick a hammer."
"These are Republican Guard zombies."
"This elven ranger is rejoicing that we are outdoors instead of in a dark, stinking hole, like where the dwarf is from."
"This f$#ker looks like a cactus."
"This is a perfectly good opportunity to play like Americans. We don't understand it, so let's destroy it."
"Three hits are approximately 50% better than two."
"Tough time to f@cking learn."
"Treat it like a tauntaun!"
"Trunk? Like half a dude?"
"Yay, Mercenaries! They're so dexterious." [sic]
"You can search for poo with which to flung, later."
"You can't trust my brain."
"You could get crit-ed by some errant bird sh&t and pass clean out."
"You don't need cologne, you need a car wash."
"You guys want to go back there and then I run out and attack the plant?"
"You know how to find Taravin, don't ya? He's the one at the end of the trail of blood."
"You wanna just jump off now?"
"You want a happy tree? I'll draw you a f*&king tree!"
"You let an undead polecat kick your ass for five rounds and then the dice light up when you guys are handling yourselves."
"You're looking for low virtue, low standards and sensory deprivation."
"We made a deal with a bunch of dudes of Myrkul, ate dinner with dudes of Bane, and you don't want us to deal with dudes of Bhaal? What the f#@k's the difference?"
"We've seen the door, slammed in our face. Sounded heavy."
"What did you guys do while I was in the bathroom to cause this? I should have stayed in there."
"Where's your cave, Nurse Betty?"
"While he was dumb, he ate his horse and rode his rabbit."
"If he ropes me, that's fine, I plan on charging him anyway."
(after brutally slaying a dominated Ro-Paterik) "Oh s*$t! I hope you don't fall on me!"
(after rolling a natural 1 against massive damage) "Tripped over a d20 and died."
(as a paladin) "I don't do VD, I'm immune to disease. Of course, I don't do evil ho-bags either."
(comparing two pictures, with one upsidedown) "This one doesn't look much like the other."
(from inside the froghemoth) "Elven blood. I'd like to consider myself an elf, in case that comes up."
(from inside the froghemoth) "It's a grizzly scene in here."
(holding a piece of apple pie) - "The pain train is coming! Ding! Ding!"
(naked in the snow) - "I can work the handle with one hand and cover my junk with the other."
(referring to Chris R.'s shield other) "He could drop it, but it would be like admitting he was wrong."
(singing) "I've got 1,000 gp, I wish I had a dagger."
(talking to the half-orc, Brutus Snayborn) "I'm talking about hygiene, and you say you want Cleave. You're incorrigible."
(talking to Shane the Character Killer) "Next time you feel creative, roll up three or four."
(to a dwarf) "Sir! You are not an elf!"
(to a litorian) "Don't be a p@ssy."
(under the effect of shield other) "I will take it! And split it with him."
(while holding up the Player's Handbook in frustration) "The answer is in here, somebody use this!"
(with an Aussie accent) "Here in Australia, we call that a b@tch slap!"
(with authority) "They are not evil."
(with best Austin Powers voice) "Yeah, baby, yeah... the orc who shagged you."
(with best Cartman voice) "God, this is Beardfist. I really need your help right now."
~New!~ (with best Forrest Gump voice) "Everywhere the Big Bad Wolf went, he was running!"
(with best James Brown voice) "Mud flying, getting funky in the swamp!"
(with best Larry the Cable Guy voice) "Our monk is covered in moles."
(with best Yoda voice) "Hmmm... f#cking lost you are."
(points at Brad) "You! Figure it out."
(preceeding most any Diplomacy check) "So, what set you claiming?"
(discussing wall of stone) "It's magic for just a second, and then it's stone and can't be dispelled. We re-learn that every couple of months."
(referring to the female healer) "Ya'll are trying to get with her and aren't even right with god. But I am!"
(rolling a 2 on a luck check to determine who the massive worm tries to eat) "He still likes the way the Pally tastes."
DM - "Aridarye is hot and a slut."
Chris H. - "I know you are right about half of that, and I wish I could confirm the rest."
Brad R. - "Did you mean to cast detect magic?"
Chris H. - "Yeah, I did. You probably don't even have it. (voice changes to mocking tone) That sounds like a utility spell, errrr..."
Brad R. - "Do you have furious assault?
Chris H. - "No, I have expeditious bleeding."
DM - "Iapetus can't get in the hole."
Chris H. - "Draw some whiskers on it."
Brad R. - "Can a 4'1" dwarf carry the trunk?"
Chris H. - "You can, but you'd b@tch and whine about it."
Shane B. - (referring to several undead) "Can you turn these things?"
Chris H. - "Are you f&%king kidding me? I'm sorry, I thought we'd met."
Chris H. - "Craft, what skill is that?"
Everyone - "Craft!"
Chris R. - "Every chance you get, you should shoot him with an arrow."
Chris H. - "Yeah, right in the a$$ crack."
(imitating Brutus Snayborn) "My brother is dead to me."
(then, in character) "Us too."
Shane B. - "I want to fight his horde."
Chris H. - (misunderstanding) "Fight his wh@re? You're a brave b@stard, aren't you? Bring out your best b@tch!"
DM - "I would disguise the fact that you are a paladin."
Chris H. - "Hang around a bit."
Shane B. - "I'm so quick, you didn't even see it."
Charles P. - "That's what she said."
Chris H. - "Ooohhh, sh^t!"
Brad R. - "I'm speaking dwarven, the native tongue."
Chris H. - "Ain't nobody trying to hear that sh&t!"
Casey S. - "In 20 games, I've killed one thing."
Chris H. - "I've killed myself more times than that."
Chris H. - "Is he wanting to hit that sh#t?"
Brad R. - "Unknown."
Chris H. - "Unknown's a$$, sir. Unknown's a$$."
Chris H. - (impersonating Cartman) "Kick ass!"
Everyone Else - (bewildered silence)
Chris H. - "A little war cry, thought it would help."
Shane B. - "Let's go through the doors."
Chris H. - "See, that is absolutely the wrong thing to do. I don't think we've ever had a worse idea than that."
(This was followed by the party going through several doors and losing two characters.)
DM - "She has an amulet of natural armor, belt of giant strength..."
Chris H. - "The clap."
Chris H. - "That's hot."
Brad R. - "Did you say that's hot?"
Chris H. - "That's hot!"
Brad R. - "That one fighter level makes my armor class better."
Chris H. - "Does your armor class let you cast 9th-level spells?"
Chris R. - "I think my dad slept with a noble steed at one point, that's about it."
Chris H. - "Then that wasn't one of my family."
Chris R. - "I'm going to toss my wood on the troll."
Casey S. - "Is your wood going to make him hot?"
Chris H. - "The troll rolls over and falls asleep."
Brad R. - (playing a dwarven cleric) "It's been weeks, maybe even months, since I've done this..."
Chris H. - "The dwarf brushes his teeth."
Casey S. - (referring to Aridarye) "She should be high enough level to do the whole party."
Chris H. - "Your initiative would be important in that situation."
Brad R. - "You aren't a divine caster."
Chris H. - "I'm a paladin, b%tch!"
DM - "You're going to help them across?"
Chris H. - "I didn't say that, I said I'm going to throw them a wet rope."
Chris H. - "We can sing 'Kum Ba Yah'."
Colby W. - "Think that will help?"
Chris H. - "Not the way we sing!"

Role-Playing Games - The Players

Chris Harmon

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